unp:

hands up if ur doing nothing 2night

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gutsygumshoe:

one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”

THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck

taxos:

I JUST REALIZED HEAVENS NO IS THE OPPOSITE OF HELL YEAH

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Dude theres an abbey road camera aimed right at the crosswalk where the beatles did their thing

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And all day all that happens is tourists trying to reenact the famous pose its fucking addicting to watch its the funniest fucking thing. 

http://www.abbeyroad.com/crossing

I’ve been watching this for an hour it’s all I want to do

tumblrofthrones:

virgofromjersey:

There are only two true players in the Game of Thrones: Varys and Littlefinger. No one else stands a chance because no one (besides each other) even knows they’re playing.

pretty much

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